Focus

Ok, so I haven't been completely unproductive, it just takes awhile to make anything good.

I made this turtle (with monocle) for a friend to give to a friend. That's right, I was commissioned!


Here's a little experiment I've been working on called "trying to figure out how to use my camera" and, yes, those quotations were unnecessary. Hopefully it will be longer and awesomer in the future.

Creative A.D.D.

i has it.

Summer is simply too good. Now that I have all this time on my hands I can't handle it. There are just too many possibilities. Basically, the problem is that i can't focus on one thought for more than ten seconds and thus am incapable of any productivity or movement.
But I have come up with a solution!! All i need is someone to make decisions for me. All of them. It would really help me out. If you're interested, let me know asap. I can't pay you with anything but Almond Rocas and belly rubs. Please, come be my own little buddah.

Why Do Fools Fall In Love?

Last weekend when I was in LA I slept in a stranger's bedroom. It was a pretty nice place at first glance, but upon closer inspection one thing became abundantly clear; the girl who lives here is dating an idiot of epic proportions.
Let's take a look shall we?
(they get progressively worse. or better??)






the boyfriend calendar (i'll spare you the other months)


the trophy


and my personal favorite

the creepiest clock ever