believe it.

Maybe i'm behind the times, but i just made an amazing panda discovery.
THIS is a newborn baby. PANDA!

I almost wish they stayed this size. Think about it.. a pocket sized, blind, pink, fuzzy panda. We could make millions people. You know where to reach me.

i. love. straws.

This guy, Tokujin Yoshioka, a designer of beautiful things, made a huge installation of two million drinking straws at Design Miami. I suggest you check out all of his designs here.

Party of One

I went to a concert all by myself on saturday at the Hollywood Palladium. This was a new experience for me and one that I would recommend that you partake in at least once in your life. Come to think, of it I'm pretty sure I read similar advice somewhere in a Seventeen Magazine a few years back. Dear god they've brainwashed me!
Anyhow, brainwashing or not, I still think it's a good idea. I'm a person who is prone to staying indoors when I'm alone. It's just safer that way, plus people really annoy me so it's best if i keep away from them as much as possible. A few weeks ago when I bought my ticket to see Of Montreal I did forsee it being a solo adventure, knowing that my love and adoration for this band far surpassed that of my roommates. So with ticket in hand I alone ventured to the land of the stars (and hobos) (and trashy sluts) to see what I hoped would be fantastic show.



And it was. The glitter and spandex flowed like milk and honey. It was a party for a whole host of people from the bedazzled preteen to the unassuming 40-something. The douche bags raved, the metal heads shook their long, grungy hair, and the nerds pranced in place as the pig-men on stage battled ninjas. It was glorious. As I scanned the crowd I located several others who appeared to be at the concert alone dancing without fear or shame. To them I say rock on you awkward dragon slayer, you beautiful, sweaty freak.
While standing on the balcony I managed to make a few friends one of whom resembled a husky Jason Schwartzman. Sure, they were on mushrooms, but they were sweet just the same. They even invited me to join them on the dance floor, to which I replied, "Hells yes!" and cha cha-ed my way down the stairs. Oh, what a night.



>>>> Hey, all you introverts out there, step out of your dark cave, unfold from the fetal position, the world isn't too bad. Just stay away from the mushrooms. Problem solved. Done.

mmmore

Ok, that last post was pathetic, mostly because the only person who reads this is the one in those photos I posted. Hi zack.
Perhaps what's even more pathetic is my Kasha obsession. You know Kasha:

This dog is really the jack of all trades with many more skills than I could possibly handle as a human. Not only does she attack people on the beach, but she also scales mountains,

runs at the speed of light,

whispers to kitties,

stands erect,

and apparently has the ability to clone herself.



This is truly God's finest creature.

IT NEVER STOPS

Glorious Beast

Oh boy, do i have a treat for you!? Yes. The answer is yes. Remember those screeching horsemen from Lord of the Rings? Well, apparently, they've possessed a dog somewhere in italy that is now stalking the beaches with a thirst for blood.









STAY OUT OF THE WATER

Like I said...

Technology and I do not get along. Further evidence of this arose on Monday when the paper I had due in the afternoon refused to open on my computer and my external hard drive started smoking. Also, I managed to electrocute myself. Miraculously, and only by the grace of God, did I end up recovering the file and turning in the paper with half an hour to spare.
It was a fluke.
Last month, after frustration with my ghetto-rigged powerbook became too much bear, I decided to invest in a new imac. When it came in the mail I didn't open it right away. I let it stew for a couple of days. Because of the fear. When I opened the package I felt a mix of emotions. I sat back on the couch and stared across the room at the metallic beast now laying claim of my desk. It was virtually untouched. I couldn't help but imagine the horrors that would surely ensue once i placed my fingers on the keyboard. So far it is fully intact...








Yay!