No, alcohol was not involved.
Clearly, time well spent.
I have a theory about lackadaisicity and yes, I'm pretty sure that's not a word. I have determined that the success of someone's day is determined by pants. It sort of makes sense if you think about it. What in this world can be accomplished without pants? Not much. Pants make things possible and as long as you've got some on people assume that you've accomplished something. So, throw on a pair of pants and be a successful human being. Or just put some on and fake it.
